CutiePanda94 turned 4 today!
how do they even survive in the wild?
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Can I take a little of your time and read this? Thank you my love.
He said before “I can help you slide those panties off" and I am definitely ready for it.
Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri
flowers are bullshit
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,
she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
Talking to straight boys part 2
U done yet
"Victory has armored nipples"
I want to know why
I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.
Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.
… I’m a girl
We’re both girls
nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair
Can we talk about the “only gets it missionary” sign
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of